Today is my and Mr Stephieface’s wedding anniversary. Its entertaining to ask us about our marriage if you have us seperately… very a la Wash and Zoe in Firefly:
Her: “We’re Private People”
Him: ” Oh my god, have you ever had sex with a warrior woman?”
Are answers are very rarely the exact same.
For example….
The simplest of questions… How long have you guys been married?
Me: 2 years (which is the actual factual amount of time we have been legally married)
Him: 5 years (which is the actual factual amount of time we have been together)
Who does the most in your relationship:
Me: Me. I clean, cook, take care of the kids, do all the errands, and all the chores
Him: Me. I go to work and do the whole head of household thing
In your relationship, who wears the pants?
Me: Him… but I launder the pants… does that count?
Him: Me
Who hogs the bed?
Me: He does… and pillows too
Him: She does… and covers too
Does She snore at night?
Me: Absoloutely not!
Him: Oh my god, she is so freaking loud it keeps me up all night
Does He snore at night?
Me: Oh my god, he is so freaking loud it keeps me up all night
Him: Absoloutely not.
When was the last time you guys…..”did it”?
Me: It was see [insert date here] I have it marked on the calender
Him: Oh My God! We never do it, ever! I think its been what… 3 years
Of the two of you, who drinks the most pop?
Me: He does, he scarffles it all down at night when he’s playing WoW
Him: She does, she snorffles it all down while I’m work and she’s lounging around all day
What is your personal pet peeve about the other person?
Me: Oh my god…. hmmm… let me think….. Ah… Uhm…….. I guess it would be that you never know when he is joking or being serious, which can be really annoying
Him: Oh My god…. she never makes decisions, ever
What foods does your partner dislike?
Me: He hates meat on a bone, kidney beans, chicken, green beans, pork chops, any non chocolate puffed cereal, muffins or pancakes with anything in it like blueberries or butterscotch chips….
Him: I think she hates mushrooms, and maybe oatmeal
What is your partner’s favorite movie:
Me: Troy… or Kingdom of Heaven… but I think Troy
Him: Princess Bride, Phantom of the Opera, Edward Scissorhands, LoTR, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Timeline, Harry Potter…..
So Happy 2:5 Anniversary Honey! Here’s to 50:104 years more!
Here is one of those mini polaroid pics of me and the Mister
Here is my mostest favoritest picture of us ever
Me and the Mister at a Renn Faire watching the joust:
Me and the Mister on our wedding day, Thursday June 24th 2004. Totally dig the shotgun weddingness of it all as I am 7 months pregnant in this photo. Pregnant/J.o.P wedding for the win!
Stephieface 
Sachi said,
June 24, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Yay! Congrats to you!!!! He’s quite the catch. But then, so are you my lovely, dear.
Barbara said,
June 24, 2006 at 10:33 pm
Congratulations to You Both! Sounds like you were made for each other!! 🙂
Severina said,
June 25, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Congrats, guys!
And I’m all envious. My longest relationship? Uhhh, I’ve had the same cat for 15 years. I thought neutering was the answer but I already tend to do that to human guys anyhow.
*groan*
Stephanie said,
June 25, 2006 at 8:21 pm
I love Firefly!
And.. with all those dislikes, does he eat anything?!?
Stephieface said,
June 26, 2006 at 6:40 am
Thanks everyone!!
Stephanie- he has some stuff he eats but the choices are rather limited. What is really funny is that I am the one labeled “picky”- lol
Severina- we have three kids… neutering may be a future option.