Happy Annierversary! How Long Have We Been Married?…. No Really…..

Today is my and Mr Stephieface’s wedding anniversary. Its entertaining to ask us about our marriage if you have us seperately… very a la Wash and Zoe in Firefly:
Her: “We’re Private People”
Him: ” Oh my god, have you ever had sex with a warrior woman?”

Are answers are very rarely the exact same.
For example….

The simplest of questions… How long have you guys been married?
Me: 2 years (which is the actual factual amount of time we have been legally married)
Him: 5 years (which is the actual factual amount of time we have been together)

Who does the most in your relationship:
Me: Me. I clean, cook, take care of the kids, do all the errands, and all the chores
Him: Me. I go to work and do the whole head of household thing

In your relationship, who wears the pants?
Me: Him… but I launder the pants… does that count?
Him: Me

Who hogs the bed?
Me: He does… and pillows too
Him: She does… and covers too

Does She snore at night?
Me: Absoloutely not!
Him: Oh my god, she is so freaking loud it keeps me up all night

Does He snore at night?
Me: Oh my god, he is so freaking loud it keeps me up all night
Him: Absoloutely not.

When was the last time you guys…..”did it”?
Me: It was see [insert date here] I have it marked on the calender
Him: Oh My God! We never do it, ever! I think its been what… 3 years

Of the two of you, who drinks the most pop?
Me: He does, he scarffles it all down at night when he’s playing WoW
Him: She does, she snorffles it all down while I’m work and she’s lounging around all day

What is your personal pet peeve about the other person?
Me: Oh my god…. hmmm… let me think….. Ah… Uhm…….. I guess it would be that you never know when he is joking or being serious, which can be really annoying
Him: Oh My god…. she never makes decisions, ever

What foods does your partner dislike?
Me: He hates meat on a bone, kidney beans, chicken, green beans, pork chops, any non chocolate puffed cereal, muffins or pancakes with anything in it like blueberries or butterscotch chips….
Him: I think she hates mushrooms, and maybe oatmeal

What is your partner’s favorite movie:
Me: Troy… or Kingdom of Heaven… but I think Troy
Him: Princess Bride, Phantom of the Opera, Edward Scissorhands, LoTR, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Timeline, Harry Potter…..

So Happy 2:5 Anniversary Honey! Here’s to 50:104 years more!

Here is one of those mini polaroid pics of me and the Mister

Here is my mostest favoritest picture of us ever

Me and the Mister at a Renn Faire watching the joust:

Me and the Mister on our wedding day, Thursday June 24th 2004. Totally dig the shotgun weddingness of it all as I am 7 months pregnant in this photo. Pregnant/J.o.P wedding for the win!



  1. Sachi said,

    June 24, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    Yay! Congrats to you!!!! He’s quite the catch. But then, so are you my lovely, dear.

  2. Barbara said,

    June 24, 2006 at 10:33 pm

    Congratulations to You Both! Sounds like you were made for each other!! 🙂

  3. Severina said,

    June 25, 2006 at 1:42 pm

    Congrats, guys!

    And I’m all envious. My longest relationship? Uhhh, I’ve had the same cat for 15 years. I thought neutering was the answer but I already tend to do that to human guys anyhow.


  4. Stephanie said,

    June 25, 2006 at 8:21 pm

    I love Firefly!

    And.. with all those dislikes, does he eat anything?!?

  5. Stephieface said,

    June 26, 2006 at 6:40 am

    Thanks everyone!!

    Stephanie- he has some stuff he eats but the choices are rather limited. What is really funny is that I am the one labeled “picky”- lol

    Severina- we have three kids… neutering may be a future option.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: