Today is my and Mr Stephieface’s wedding anniversary. Its entertaining to ask us about our marriage if you have us seperately… very a la Wash and Zoe in Firefly:
Her: “We’re Private People”
Him: ” Oh my god, have you ever had sex with a warrior woman?”
Are answers are very rarely the exact same.
The simplest of questions… How long have you guys been married?
Me: 2 years (which is the actual factual amount of time we have been legally married)
Him: 5 years (which is the actual factual amount of time we have been together)
Who does the most in your relationship:
Me: Me. I clean, cook, take care of the kids, do all the errands, and all the chores
Him: Me. I go to work and do the whole head of household thing
In your relationship, who wears the pants?
Me: Him… but I launder the pants… does that count?
Who hogs the bed?
Me: He does… and pillows too
Him: She does… and covers too
Does She snore at night?
Me: Absoloutely not!
Him: Oh my god, she is so freaking loud it keeps me up all night
Does He snore at night?
Me: Oh my god, he is so freaking loud it keeps me up all night
Him: Absoloutely not.
When was the last time you guys…..”did it”?
Me: It was see [insert date here] I have it marked on the calender
Him: Oh My God! We never do it, ever! I think its been what… 3 years
Of the two of you, who drinks the most pop?
Me: He does, he scarffles it all down at night when he’s playing WoW
Him: She does, she snorffles it all down while I’m work and she’s lounging around all day
What is your personal pet peeve about the other person?
Me: Oh my god…. hmmm… let me think….. Ah… Uhm…….. I guess it would be that you never know when he is joking or being serious, which can be really annoying
Him: Oh My god…. she never makes decisions, ever
What foods does your partner dislike?
Me: He hates meat on a bone, kidney beans, chicken, green beans, pork chops, any non chocolate puffed cereal, muffins or pancakes with anything in it like blueberries or butterscotch chips….
Him: I think she hates mushrooms, and maybe oatmeal
What is your partner’s favorite movie:
Me: Troy… or Kingdom of Heaven… but I think Troy
Him: Princess Bride, Phantom of the Opera, Edward Scissorhands, LoTR, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Timeline, Harry Potter…..
So Happy 2:5 Anniversary Honey! Here’s to 50:104 years more!