I Am So Lazy, I Let A Random Generator Write A Post For Me

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stephanie!

  1. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Stephanie with his left foot!
  2. Stephanie will often glow under UV light!
  3. Stephanie cannot jump.
  4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Stephanie to reach the earth’s core.
  5. Grapes explode if you put them inside Stephanie!
  6. Stephanie never said ‘Play it again, Sam’!
  7. You share your birthday with Stephanie!
  8. More people are killed by Stephanie each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  9. Over 2000 people have now climbed Stephanie, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  10. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Stephanie is two minutes!
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And One For My Hubby (I’m seriously dying at all the refrences to gas, they know him so well):

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christopher!

  1. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world’s Christopher supply!
  2. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Christopher.
  3. The colour of Christopher is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is!
  4. If you toss Christopher 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
  5. Scientists believe that Christopher began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  6. The international dialling code for Christopher is 672.
  7. A lump of Christopher the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Christopher!
  9. Christopher will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
  10. Christopher is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
I am interested in – do tell me aboutherhimitthem

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