Persnickety Pixies
Since Thursday, each night when the Mister and I sit down to watch House on DVD (he recently came home with Season 2) I’ve been working on the Pocket Pixie.
First, I wrote up a new pattern for some gutchies (underwear)…

These do not require the use of a drawstring, and look less like a diaper.
Then I started on a leaf skirt…


And I decided that, although cute, it just wasn’t “skirty” enough for me. So I added another leafy layer in a different color green…


Which I find much more agreeably “skirty”. Believe it or not, each leaf has a sweet little point at the tip, its just rolling up so you can’t really tell. Next on the agenda is a shirt/top of some sort (most likely in pink) and then the hair. The hair still has me stymied a bit which is why I’ve been holding off. The last doll I made the hair took a long time on its own, and while the pixie is considerably smaller than her… I’d still be attaching the hair strand by strand as I did before (because I like a certain look for doll hair… even if its a home made doll).
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On Saturday, the Mister and I went to go see the new Rambo movie. My Mister loves Rambo (and Rocky for that matter… and really anything that stars Sylvester Stallone…… yes…. even Judge Dredd) which is why I tagged along.
First off, if you are the type who really dislikes violent movies… don’t even think about going to this movie. Sylvester Stallone himself stated on The View that this is the bloodiest & most violent Rambo movie to date. He also stated that he intentionally picked Burma for the setting because of warring going on there. The first 5 minutes, during the opening, you see tons of blood and death. The movie itself was still extremely good, though I could have done without the up close and personal killing of children done by the “Bad Guys” in this movie.
I was a little disappointed in the female lead in this movie, Pittsburgh born Julie Benz, who I most recognize as ‘Darla’ from Joss Whedon’s “Angel” and “Buffy”TV series. Not because of her acting, but mostly because she seems to just be there as a justification for the movie… much like the Holy Grail in the third Indiana Jones movie, she’s there to be retrieved by the hero. I wish the writers had given her more to do.
On the other hand there were two other characters that I really liked other than Rambo in this movie, Matthew Marsden’s sniper School Boy , and Tim Kang’s mercenary En-Joo. Marsden has to lug a 50 caliber sniper rifle (link is for Mythbusters episode where they are shooting it into a pool) through the jungles of Burma…. the thing is huge, it would be like lugging a gun the size of my 11-year-old everywhere with me.
Anyways, the movie is good- just avoid marinara before going.
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On the Home Search Front… still nothing, though we have some more leads. The one house were looking at before, we discovered would be too much in the end. The newest place we were looking at has its own designated driveway… which is sweet since that would mean we wouldn’t have to endure the Parking Wars anymore.
The Parking Wars are the battles my neighbors wage on one another trying to park in front of my house. They will scream and yell at one another (and once there was rock throwing) over who gets to park there, when its right in front of my house. We live there and we have to park elsewhere because all the parking is taken up. It would be nice to not be awakened at 5 in the morning by neighbors wanting to know if “that car” there is mine and would I move it because I’m in their spot. These are the same people who take up all the parking in front of my house and then get angry when I quickly double park long enough to unload groceries/laundry/children so that I’m not carrying aforementioned things all over the place.
I seriously can’t wait to move
Thursday Randomness
I am tired and noncohesive today, I’ve been awake since the butt crack of dawn. This is mostly in part due to Danny waking up three times last night combined with having to wake up early to get the kids ready for school. Is it terrible to plot on your baby…. wondering if you can get a giant hamster cage feeder bottle and attach it to the side of his crib, filling it with formula? Maybe some diaper shavings in his crib as well?
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One thing that I like about wordpress is that on the blog stats page you get to see alot of info that I never got with Blogger… Information like who is linking to my blog and what search engine searches are bringing up my blog are some of my absoloute favorite things to see.
Currently the top Search Engine Searches are….
Squirrel + intarsia
Discworld Swap Dragon and/or DEATH of Rats
My Big Fat Redneck Wedding
and a multitude of assorted searches concerning the Hellgate:London videogame (the 22nd had 35 views from searches about Hellgate:London alone)… and to those searchies I say… “Hello gamers!”
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Since most of my crafting stuff is packed up, I’ve been fiending. Currently I only have easy access to my yarns (which are kept in plastic tubs and don’t really need to be packed in cardboard boxes) and those knitting needles and notions I had in my knitting bag while packing… everything else has been boxed up. While this is acceptable for most people (knitting is only string and sticks, right?), the fact that I am cut off from half my supplies makes me a little crazy. While I may not use them all the time, it’s the simple fact that I can’t currently use them if I wanted to that makes me nuts.
Adding to the craziness is those projects I am coming up with currently apparently need stuff that has been packed away. So I sit, halfway through a project, and debate on ripping open sealed boxes. Yes, I admit it… I am a craft addict… and I’m jonesing for some polyfil.
While cut off from my supplies, I have also divined that my subconcious still secretly wants a girl. All the ideas I have come up with since The Great Packing have all been for girl things, and the project I settled on is most definately a girl thing…. a doll…. or more adequately the beginnings of a Pocket Pixie…

Don’t you just love the super grainy filter? Grrr… that is without a flash in daylight(ish), which is closest to the actual color of the doll. Here is the doll same day, same time(10am), same light, same positions, just with a flash so you can actually (kinda) see it…


I’ve been writing up the pattern as I go along with her and so far my favoritest thing has got to be her feet… I have no idea why, just because…

It could be because I did her limbs (as I always do on toys usually) in I-cord… but look, she has heels… and I didn’t even sew them that way… they are knitted that way. Ahem… sorry for the self gushing.
Anyways, the original plan was to make up a bunch of dolls, make outfits for them, and sell them (which wouldn’t happen for awhile since I still have just the one and I have yet to make any clothes for her other than gutchies). Yet, I do like the good karma of putting out free patterns. Either way, the current project is being called a Pocket Pixie since I intended it as a small doll that is kept in a wee small plastic box (seen here in my notions box from my knitting bag)…

… with all of her clothes and accessories and whatnot, that can be kept in Mom’s purse so that while out and about Little Girl can be entertained during errands. That’s the idea anyway. I don’t know how many moms carry as much stuff as I do (remember, it was always my goal and ambition to have a mom purse like Michelle Pfeiffer’s in One Fine Day [kid puke on you... extra shirt....forgot it was dress up day at school... with a scarf and some tin foil you had in your purse insta super hero costume...etc]), but its something I would carry were I ever to have had a girl…. currently though its cars and action figures (and the kids know I keep toys in there and can be found rummaging through my purse on occasion and loading it up as well).
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I had a dream the other night that I was on The View, but the only things I had to talk about were yarn, knitting, Gerard Butler, and Michael Sheen (Joy Behar was amused with my commenting that Michael Sheen was a pocket man, and how awesome that would make my pocket be)…………………… Prognosis; I need more sleep.
I Am Too Uptight For Videogames
I’ve talked a bit about World of Warcraft and Hellgate London which are two videogames I play. I like them well enough, while they aren’t my thing… they can be fun.
One of the issues of why they aren’t my thing stems from the fact that I am too uptight to play most videogames. For a week or two at the start of WoW, I was a nervous wreck… partly because I had no clue of what I was doing, and partly because I didn’t want to disappoint the Mister. However, there are other games which you would never ever ever ever ever see me do because of the high embarassment factor- for example Dance Dance Revoloution.
Now, the Mister has been seduced by the game Rockstar. If you have no idea what Rock Star is, its a game like Guitar Hero….
The difference being that you don’t have one guitar…. you have two guitars, a drum set, and a microphone so that you could have up to 4 players at once playing as a Rock Band (which you get to name and design the characters for). Its Co-op rock. If I screwup on drums (which I did, several times) and I “fail” (basically the game kicks you off and you on are the sidelines) the guitarist can do some sweet combos and get me back in the game. So you actually do have to rely on each other to play the game….
The guitar is on the far left, the drums are in the middle I believe (its hard to say since we usually don’t have a second guitar and play without a bassist), the bassist is on the far right (without a bassist, guitar is left and drums are right) and at the very top is for the singer.The first time we ever experienced this game was at a friend’s house when we went to watch a Steeler game, and after the horrifying loss the guys decided to bolster their moods with some Rock Star. After a few tries from everyone who don’t live with the game with assorted instruments, I was forced to be on vocals. I was terrible, not singing wise, I was just quiet and embarassed and angry because I felt I was bullied into doing soemthing I wasn’t quite comfortable with at the time. The Mister was bitten by the Rock Star bug that night.
So a week or so later, the Mister learned that my FIL had bought Rock Star and we were all dragged over there in a flash. This time it was just Ben, the Mister, and me… slightly more comfortable settings. Still, I feel weird doing the singing bit as I only really sing for my kids. So we started out with Ben on guitar, me on drums, and the Mister singing. After discovering that I apparently have no rythym (which is bad for the, you know, Rythym Section) and that the Mister has no tone (which is bad, since that what the singing microphone thingy grades you on), we were forced to switch.
You see, when you play an instrument in the game you have to hit the right colored dot as it lowers into the slot. It was never explained to me exactly at what point the “note” is “lowering into the slot” and I was getting distracted by looking over the “slot” at what notes where coming instead of worrying about what notes were there. The Mister has a tendency to warble when he sings. When you sing in the game, the words (at the start) are not so much important as the timing and tone, you have to keep the little arrow thingy in the middle of the lines you see floating above the lyrics.
So thus, with our new adjustments, we restarted the game with our new band… Rabid Chupacabras… and I have to say its pretty fun… now all I need to know is if you can save your band on to a memory card or something and travel with it to another machine so we don’t always have to start over. Anyone?
Ours Is The Family That Keep On Giving… Redux…Part 2…Oh My God The Spew….
So, as reported in the last post we were supposed to go back and look at the one house we had our eyes on. However, like every Stephieface outing I have ever undertaken, something went awry…… Five minutes after picking the Flying Diaperini Brothers up from school, TJ exploded all over the back seat of our van… multiple times… insuring that we returned home straightaway rather than going to see the house.
Oh well.
So, while still a little shaky myself, I cleaned the van (you would never know a child exploded back there) cleaned his clothes, cleaned up after the baby who is still sick, cleaned up after the Mister who was still sick, cleaned up the couch after TJ exploded there as well, distributed rounds of applesauce/toast/and water, and took care of all the little ooky sick volcanoes I have in my house. The Mister, feeling better yesterday, went to work and on his way home stopped to get me something Shiny.
Its a joke between us that whenever he goes out he asks if I want anything to be brought back. I answer “Yeah, bring back something shiny” and I usually get anything from bubblegum machine jewelry to $2 miniature army men.
For my enduring service of puke cleaning upping and general all around butt wiping while still sick myself, The Mister’s shiny for me last night was….. season 1 of House MD. Nice.
I like that the Mister ran with the sickness theme.
This weekend is dedicated looking at houses weekend, and if I hear the weather people right it will be nasty weather wise….. of course it will be.
I am looking forward to Moonlight tonight… darn you Alex O’Loughlin for being such a darn vampire cutie!
Ours Is The Family That Keeps On Giving…
…each other the stomach flu. I’ve been out of commission for the last few days to an evil bout with the stomach flu. Danny caught it first we think, then me, now the Mister has it… hopefully the FDs can avoid catching it, I’m really through with cleaning up ickyness at the moment.
So, I went on Sunday to find the Letterbox in Dormont. I started out okay but when I got to the top of the hill it appears that one of the markers was knocked over, I found it underneath a pile a leaves. So this made me unsure if the marker was in the directions or not since I have no idea when it was knocked over. So I proceded as though it was, and when I didn’t find the box I then went back and proceded as though it wasn’t. I still didn’t find the box. I have a sneaking suspicion that the box is gone, as I looked at the base of every tree there. However, it was last found in November- so next time I’m going back with the Mister (who practically grew up in that park) and try again.
We may have a lead on a house. I went and checked it out real quick today after I dropped the Flying Diaperinis off at school. Its in a nice quiet neighborhood, which is nice. There is some space between the house and its neighbors which would be lovely since my neighbors and I can practically shake hands out of our windows if we wanted to. It had no front yard, the entire front yard being basically the driveway/parking area. The back yard was a bit on the teensy side and had a shed that took up a good bit of it… I don’t know if maybe they put it close to the house for ease or because the land its on is actually that small- its something I have to look into. Otherwise, it looks nice on the inside when I could peek through the windows (which was only one window in the back of the house- I must have looked as though I were casing the joint). We’re going back later today to take a second look.
Wish us luck!
Desperately Seeking…. Something
We are still looking, and still packing. At this point I’m starting to get disheartened, if for nothing more than no one in any stinking listing I call ever calls me back. Ever. Although, I did get one call back, but that callback was from Moon… Moon is slightly out of the area we were looking to move to (by… oh… 10 miles or so and a whole cardinal direction), but on the whole- out of the 30 or so places I’ve called and left a message with he is the only one to return it.
To take a break from the moving/not moving/are we moving/is this house moving stress I’ve been experiencing, I was inspired by this post by David over at Sweater Project. I thought a bit about if I really wanted to get involved with the whole letterboxing thing. I was looking at it for more the exercise than anything. Thing is, regular ole exercise is work….. I do not like work….. I avoid work….. because well work is boring and well, work. However, whenever the Mister and I have walked anywhere (which is a few places because the man is insane and totally thinks walking from my house near Mt Oliver to CCAC over in Northside is a jaunty little stroll…. a jaunty stroll that’s about three and a half miles) I’ve never really noticed the distance or the time because we were BSing and whatnot. Give me a fun goal, like… let’s say… finding a hidden treasure…. and I’ll walk all over.
So in the effort to defeat myself to ultimately make me a winner, I have to fool myself into exercise. Enter letterboxing. Now I could probably go into a long explaination here, which I shouldn’t since those linky links above explain it so much better, but the gist of letterboxing is thus:
I have a stamp and ink for said stamp (I can purchase or make the stamp)
I have a blank book
I have a clue to box that is hidden somewhere (some clues are very exact and others are riddles… this is very much like geocaching… but lower tech)
I go on a walk/hike (making sure to take my stamp, ink, and book with me [and a pen])
I find the box (eventually)
Opening the box reveals another stamp inside the box, along with another ink pad (sometimes not) and a blank book.
I stamp my stamp in the box’s book (Stephieface was here! with the date), and stamp the box’s stamp in my book (Stephieface you were here! and the date).
I then return everything to its rightful places (ie, putting the box’s stamp and book and whatever back in the box and reinserting it back into its hiding place… and me cleaning up my stuff).
I then go on my merry way to either another box or home… depending.
In addition to the walk and the collecting of stamps (alot of which were made by people from pink rubber erasers [tutorial on the letterboxing.org site on how to do this]) you are also encouraged to leave the area better than you found it by picking up the odd piece of litter here and there if there is any (how green!) which makes the world a better place overall. You can also make and hide boxes of your own, they have directions on how to do that as well.
Now, half my crafting stuff is packed up (this means my exact-o knives), so I went the purchased stamp route. I went to Walmart in Bridgeville (which still has its craft section by God!) and bought a wee little two pack of stamps. They had a nice selection of them…. a dragonfly and a butterfly…. a bee and a ladybug…. a dog and a dog paw print…. etc etc etc. When I saw one pack though, I was sort of inspired. The pack I purchased was the “baby” pack, which are stamps of baby feet and baby hands. I also bought purple ink. The inspiration was that I liked the two stamps together, as if they were one whole stamp…. and with the purple ink looked as if a jam covered fairy had landed in the letterboxing book…..

So far, I’ve only spent $2.48 total for the stamps and $1.97 for the ink, the book I already had. However, if I had opted to go the make your own stamp route I could have had a stamp or two for a dollar.
You’re supposed to pick a “trail name” and I toyed with a few (including The Purple Pixie) but ultimately I just figured I’d go with Stephieface… why mess with tradition?… and what if I couldn’t find more purple ink? I may try my hand at making my own… but I really like the hands and feet image. I’ve talked to the boys and Sam and TJ are in. Sam will be Sambone, and TJ will be T-rex (or T-wrecks… depending on my mood and his behavior the day I make his stamp)…. and when Danny is old enough (and if we are still doing it) he will be ‘The Danimal’. We could do a family stamp, but I’d rather that we all have our own… you know?
Curious? Take a look at the Letterboxing.org site and click on the North America map, then your state, then your region…. there may very well be some boxes hidden near you. This weekend we’re aiming for the box in Dormont Park… baby steps people… baby steps.
Stricken For Content
I didn’t write a post yesterday because I couldn’t think of anything to write. Well, that’s not wholly true, I had lots of things I thought up- just nothing to write about them. By the way, the word “wholly” looks … I don’t know… off when you write it.
We’re still packing here at Chez Stephieface…. now, I’ve said that over the last few posts and it must seem like we have a crap ton of stuff. The actuality is that we’re just really slow packers. We still have yet to find a place to move to. We’re still looking, and right now it seems that the most likely place is somewhere we were trying to avoid. We were trying to avoid it, not because of crime or the general area, but because of two reasons…. people we used to (but no longer hang out with for many reasons) know live there… and the schools are vicious with vicious children being vicious to my children (or rather so far, one child in particular) which bothers me to no end. It would also be nice, we’d be closer to the Mister’s family, to the FD’s preschool (they could bus instead of me having to drive them in, and my MIL having to drive them home), and to Zach. However, even with all those pluses…. I still have no desire to live there.
Le Sigh.
Last night, the Mister and I watched Superbad. The movie is nutty and funny…. just don’t even think of watching it anywhere near where your kids may even have a notion of existing… it is extremely inappropriate in so many ways. My favorite character was, by far, Mclovin. It was funny because he looked and acted so very much like someone the Mister and I used to hang out with. Were you to put hiking/work boots on Mclovin and have it so when he sat down his pants would ride up like clam diggers showing off extremely skinny ankles, and also add some more general hand gesticulation in coversation…. it would have been exactly that person. Which, in turn, made anything Mclovin did all the more funny.
Can’t You Spare A Square?
I’ve been working on my square for the Pratchghan 2008, and although its nothing but a wee 6in by 6in square that I can do whatever I like with…. the task has been daunting. Just so you know, knitting an explosion is difficult (I’ve already redone it 3 times now, and still no luck)… you shall know no more than that! The idea was concocted by Ben, and it is an awesome idea- its just the execution that I am finding difficult.
By the way, I may start a dating service. Why? Here in Stephieface land I have mostly (okay… all) guy friends, the internets is really the only way that I know that other girls exist. I am asked constantly to fix my guy friends up, and I’d love to… if there were girls I knew somewhere. So ladies, if you are looking to meet up with a History major that currently attends Pitt, and can translate and conjugate latin, who likes most of the same things I do, and appreciates the value of a knitted rat… let me know (bonus, he likes kids enough to still want to come over to my house after having met my children [and having dealt with me throughout all of my pregnancies]… and he’ll hold babies….. willingly…. and not at arm’s length).
In other news, we’re still looking around for a new house.- trying to find one that is well within our price range. We’re still packing stuff that is not currently needed (like culottes and sprinklers) but we’ve run out of boxes. I discovered earlier this week that to get boxes from one Walmart I’d have to loom inside their store for a few hours, stalking the employess as they stock the shelves, then when they least expect it I’d have to snatch the box away and disappear with my now ill gotten gains. I am exaggerating slightly, it is that way but with less snatching and more maniacal laughter. Apparently they destroy the cardbox boxes immediately after emptying them. I thought that perhaps, like my old place of employ, they stacked them up in a bin until later in the evening when they would be crushed then….. and until then sat there unfolded in a chaotic stack. If any Pittsburghers reading this know of a secret awesome super ninja store that has an insane collection of cardboard boxes that I can have for free without having to stalk anyone- please let me know in the comments!
The Lame-osity
I know I’ve been prtetty lame with the posting since the start of the holidays. I have a whole lot of packing going on right now, and house hunting, and house looking, but as of yet… no house finding.
Wish me luck!