Fyberduck Is Awesome

I simply cannot say it enough, she is. Would you like to know why? Not only is she knitting me socks, but she managed to have my socks fondled by none other than my favoritest author of all time, Terry Pratchett. She even took photographic proof!

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How about them apples?

Even if I don’t score her as a partner in the Craftster Discworld “Fall-ing For Pratchett” Swap (we get partners today) I am still going to send her the item I taunted her with to entice her join up, the item of which still remains a mystery. By the way, if you have never checked out her patterns before, do so now.

I don’t actually have much more today. Its been pretty quiet around here. However, I do often wonder… whatever happened to Hypercolor? And……. wouldn’t Hypercolor make an awesome yarn?

Success Is Just Another 4 Letter Word………

Done!! And just in time! This morning I grafted the toe on the second sock, and heck… I even wove in the ends. This afternoon the postal carrier delivered my celebratory stitch markers. Woohoo!

 

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And Stepherz is right, the stitch markers are pretty enough to be jewlery:

 

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Preeeeettttyyyyy…… man am I a sucker for shiny (the extra gold bit on the left is a heart charm my kids gave me, I just couldn’t take it off).

Lately I’ve been trying to make space around here. Our house was a good size for 2 people, maybe 2 people with a wee third. Its currently getting a little cramped around these parts, so I’ve been going through our belongings and getting rid of stuff we don’t need anymore (maternity clothes? right outta here). In my cleaning exploits I discovered something from my past long ago…………..

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My very first ever knitting attempt.

You’d never know by looking at it that its worsted weight yarn, or that I knit it on US size 8′s. Though you can easily find where I dropped a stitch or two, and see how teeny tiny my stitches used to be. I used to knit on just the very tippy tips of the needles, and my tension was so tight that the acrylic screamed and squeaked for mercy as I pushed forced stitch after forced stitch onto my needles. My hands ached after each go at a row. To think I went from that, to this:

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Makes me a very happy girl.

There’s A Bat Moon On The Rise

I woke this morning from the strangest dream, let me tell you. Currently, the Mister is working a swing shift where for two weeks he works morning (7am-3pm) and then for two weeks he works nights (3pm-11pm). He has just started the morning portion of his swing shift today. When he works the A.M. shift I somehow end up getting up with him around 5am and talk with him until he goes to shower and leave, then I go back to sleep. Typically though, my contacts remain out and so these early early mornings, though enjoyable, are extremely blurry.

Now the dream, I dreamnt this morning….. in hazy blurry no contacts vision no less…. that my house was infested with bats. The dream specifically went that I heard some commotion, went downstairs to check, and found the Mister swatting at an infestation of bats in my kitchen. They had escaped into my kitchen from a ginormous hole in the wall located behind my microwave. As he swatted and chased them they just sort of hung around grabbing onto the walls with their freaky little wingy arm claws. When I woke up I reflexify patted my head to see if there were any in my hair. You’re all welcome to try and divine/interpret the meaning behind the dream. My current theory is its my subconcious telling me not to cook or something freaky will happen to my hair.

In other news, I have Dragonlady Designs stitch markers on the way. As I told you previously I am a Stitch Marker Ho, and generally if I want to remember something specific, or reward myself, I get a set of stitch markers. By the time the Stitch Markers get here I will……………..

……………………….have fully completed my first pair of socks, made all on my own, with no help!

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With Virgin Sock Voyage v2.0 I had some issues. The yarn was awesome. The pattern was great (even after that whole forum questioning of ‘Do I Slip 11 stitches?’). I still intend on finishing the pair (not even having started sock #2 yet). Thing is, I really had to pay attention. So while it was awesome laundromat knitting, it wasn’t Stephieface Were-Athon knitting. In any case, by the time the new stitch markers arrive the “blood moon socks” (get it? get it? from knitting them while watching a were-athon) will be completed, and I can add these puppies to my collection:

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I think….. I think with all this sock knitting…. that I’ve succumbed….. succumbed to the dark side.

The Stephieface Were-Athon

Boy! I just watched a were-athon and man are my eyes tired!

I’m not a big scary movie fan, heck I’m not usually a serious movie fan either (give me campy or give me death!) I usually stick around the comedy strata of the moviesphere. I really love laughing.

However, Halloween is coming up soon, and once again I’ll have to undertake the construction of a multitude of Halloween costumes. To get in the Halloweeny mood I decided to watch a Were-Athon.

What’s a were-athon? Its a movie marathon of nothing but werewolf movies. I’ll avoid most scary movies like the plague…. but give me a good ole werewolf movie and I’m totally in. The ironic bit about this is as a child I was terrified of werewolves, believing they lived in the bushes in front of my house.

So, I watched me some:

Underworld (1 and 2… Michael Sheen…. ahhhhh)

Van Helsing

American Werewolf in London

American Werewolf in Paris (Tom Everett Scott… oooooo)

A recent DVD acquisition of Dog Soldiers (Kevin McKidd and Sean Pertwee….the character Spoon [my favorite]…. the only thing missing from this awesome Scottish werewolf flick is kilts)

Currently, I’m debating about adding Cursed, and Blood and Chocolate to the Were-Athon rotation. I’m dubious of Cursed because I just can’t buy into Christina Ricci being a werewolf if Johnny Depp is not involved somehow. Blood and Chocolate is iffy, it breaks my imposed singular rule about Werewolf movies which is people turning into actual wolves and not slavering beast man things. I expect a big hulking beastie that glorifies the whole Man/Wolf thing, not a wee wolfie. I can’t see in my mind 180lb men turning into 60lb wolves…. this is why I had a hard time with Lady Hawk (though I loved it, I think people should still retain people attainable sizes- its why I’m not a Peter Pettigrew from Harry Potter fan) though the werewolf lost boys in Blood and Choclate are super cute. Its an iffy.

The Mister said no Howlings, and I have vetoed all Teen Wolf movies. Its proving to be a good time. The character Spooner in Dog Soldiers had the best quote so far when it comes to people who fight lycanthropes, “I hope you get the sh*ts from eating me ya bastard.” Its very much what I would say to a werewolf attempting to chow down on my good and plenties.

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Because werewolves are absoloute suckers for good and plenties.

Avast!

This here be my wee exhaltation that it be “Talk like a Pirate Day“. Arrrr. Yet I can be postin’ an entire entry with this here pirateering affectation, this be all piratical discourse you’ll get from me this day. Arrrrr…..

I’ve started designing stuff for the upcoming Terry Pratchett’s Discworld swaps I’ve signed up for. The first being the Craftster “Fall-ing For Pratchett” swap, hosted by esmerelda. I can’t go too nutty, not yet receiving any partner info, but I can get some preliminary stuff ready (like knitting charts and stuff). Once again though, no revealing until my partner receives their package… so not until almost Halloween. If Fyberduck participates and I scored her as a partner, I already know one thing that would be going in the package (wink wink, nudge nudge, harass harass, tempt tempt).

I know its odd for those of you have never read the books to really understand why I love them so much, and why Discworld swaps are the only swaps I’ll really ever participate in (though I could be coerced into a Firefly swap or two). Do yourself a favor, if you have never read any of the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett, go and pick one up. Its a funny sarcastic fantastical read. Its a series you don’t have to read in order, but you can if you’re like that. You will have a favorite character somewhere in the world, be it Granny, Nanny, Sam Vimes, Carrot, The Librarian, or The Luggage. So go to the library, the Half Priced Book store, or Borders (heck… even Amazon) and pick yourself up some Pratchett.
My favorites in the series so far:
The Witches (Granny, Nanny, Magrat, Agnes/Perdita): Maskerade (for you Phantom fiends out there), Carpe Jugulum (for all the gothy kids I went to highschool with), and Wyrd Sisters (for you Shakespeare fans)

The Wizards (Rincewind and the Luggage) The Last Continent

DEATH (DEATH and subsequently the DEATH of Rats) Reaper Man, Soul Music, Hogfather, and Thief of Time

The Night Watch (Sam Vimes, Nobby nobbs, Carrot) any of these… these are my favorites in all of the books, Fifth Elephant and Guards Guards being my personal favs… along with Where’s My Cow?

Small Gods is awesome too.
Here we see The Luggage doing epic battles with Darth Vader.

I’m also making socks, Sachi has lead me down the dark path of sock knitting with her chants of “one of us…. one of us….”

I Need To Rack My Brain, But My Dungeon Is Currently Out Of Service


I mentioned a post or two back about how I’ve enrolled myself in two Terry Pratchett Discworld swaps, one in October and one in February. Even though the swaps haven’t officially started yet, now is when I have to start racking my brain for new ideas on stuff to send. The Mister agreed that while the D.o.R is super awesome, I need to come up with something new. What to do? What to do?

Happy Birthday Baby Boy

Tomorrow, Sunday, marks TJ’s 3rd birthday. Its crazy how fast they grow up… only last year it seemed as if he was turning 2.

Its hard to believe that this little guy:

Used to be THIS little guy:

Man, 3 years old- you go boy!

Half Down, Half To Go

Have you noticed that with knitted socks you can’t really do the whole pessimist/optimist thing (Half empty/half full)? Interesting.

So, last night I finished one half of the Socks of Doom:I’m rather lucky that I’m a Ravelry user, or I would never have known there was an errata to the pattern where there was a mistake in the heel portion. I love how these particular knitted socks make it appear as if my feet are ginormous when I wear a US Women’s size 7.5/8 shoe (closer to 8 these days since having the FDs) which is still pretty smallish.

Pretty soon I shall be participating in not one, but TWO Terry Pratchett Discworld Swaps…. one on Craftster and one on Ravelry. Muhahahahaha, can’t you just sense the Discworld madness?!

After selling a particularly biggish order in my Etsy shop, I was able to score a used copy of the Harry Potter Charmed Knits book from Amazon. I totally disregarded the forum argument at the bottom where they discuss if this book is a huge scam (filled with patterns accessible for free on the internets) or actually worth the cash. I don’t care, the less I have to scour the internet the better. In any case, I never buy new books anymore- so the $ amount isn’t too much of an issue for me. I’m really excited though, I might just possibly make the Initial Sweater for all of my kids….. only because I’ve started to slur their names all together when trying to call one particular kid…..
“Hey, ZacSm…er…Tj! Yeah, TJ”
…perhaps wearing a sweater with a giant “T” on it will jog my memory before I go stumbling through names.
Not that this is bad mind you, my sister and I were AStephanie and SteAngie respectfully- but we made fun of my mother for doing that and I want to fix the habit before my kids can truly master mockery. Its bad enough that Sam has taken an immense shine to screaming “Zachary is a girl kisser” while running around the house in an effort to make Zach scream (which he does), I’d hate for them to stop turning on each other and focus their make funnery in my direction. Because that would be immense viciousness… like koalas.

Color Me Excited

So imagine my surprise today when I logged into Ravelry and checked the forums there……. only to see at the top of my one group page (Ankh-Morpork Knitters Guild) a wee picture that does NOT belong to me…..Someone, ebargoum specifically, made a DEATH of Rats from my pattern. This just had me squeeing all morning. Someone thought my pattern was good enough to make (granted, it is the only knitted D.o.R pattern that I know of in the entire world) SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE! Ebargoum totally made my day with posting this. I messaged her trying to find out if the pattern was easy to follow or not…. I can follow my own directions with no problem, but I want to know if someone else thinks so.

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